Friday Fun – Crossfit T-shirt Straplines

Oops, I was out on the lash last night and got in far to late and too drunk to do a normal Friday fun post, so this will have to do: This is a list of t-shirt straplines, compiled by my mates at Crossfit Manchester.  All applicable to Crossfit of course:

  • “I count my nuts”
  • “Pain is Weakness leaving the body”
  • “Crossfit – an Express Elevator to Hell”
  • “Strong people are harder to kill and generally more useful to have around”
  • “Your workout is my warm up”
  • “Crossfit: Last as long as you say you will”
  • “Superman wishes he could do crossfit”
  • “Nice snatch”
  • “CrossFit: That’s a great bench press! Now go crank out 40 pullups. Yes, you reading this! Go do it now”
  • “CrossFit: The only time you can do Jerks and Thrusters in public and it’s cool”
  • “Crossfit. This is gonna suck”
  • “No, It Just Feels Like Hell”
  • “Nice Rack”
  • “For each a road, for every man a religion”
  • “The calm before the storm”
  • “Time is on my side”
  • “Catch me if you can”
  • “Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude”
  • “My gain, nobody’s loss”
  • “There is no bar!” (matrix style)
  • “I used to keep birds!”
  • “Movement, technique, brotherhood: a new order of fitness”
  • “TIME, every little counts”
  • “The world is a lot brighter when your pupils are the size of dimes”
  • “Massaging your sternum with your heart starts to feel good “
  • “Sometimes, lying on the floor is its own reward”
  • “If you can talk, you’re not trying hard enough”
  • “No sane human being would enjoy such a feeling”
  • “What comes out the other side becomes legendary.”
  • “You think you know pain, but you have no idea”
{ 3 comments… add one }
  • Ian Sturrock 13 February 2009, 1:32 pm

    I always quite liked, as the corollary to “Pain is just weakness leaving the body”, “Pain is just injury entering the body.”

    My fave though is still “Trample the Weak; Hurdle the Dead.”

  • Steve J 13 February 2009, 5:33 pm

    I needed the pub today too.

    Its allowed. We’re British.

  • Colin McNulty 14 February 2009, 4:41 pm

    >“Trample the Weak; Hurdle the Dead.”

    Lol. Been playing any Zombie games recently Ian? 😉

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