{"id":394,"date":"2009-02-13T10:34:29","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T10:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/?p=394"},"modified":"2009-02-13T10:36:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T10:36:52","slug":"friday-fun-crossfit-t-shirt-straplines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/13\/friday-fun-crossfit-t-shirt-straplines\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun &#8211; Crossfit T-shirt Straplines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I was out on the lash last night and got in far to late and too drunk to do a normal Friday fun post, so this will have to do: This is a list of t-shirt straplines, compiled by my mates at Crossfit Manchester.\u00a0 All applicable to Crossfit of course:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I count my nuts&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Pain is Weakness leaving the body&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crossfit &#8211; an Express Elevator to Hell&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Strong people are harder to kill and generally more useful to have around&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Your workout is my warm up&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crossfit: Last as long as you say you will&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Superman wishes he could do crossfit&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Nice snatch&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;CrossFit: That&#8217;s a great bench press! Now go crank out 40 pullups. Yes, you reading this! Go do it now&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;CrossFit: The only time you can do Jerks and Thrusters in public and it&#8217;s cool&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crossfit. This is gonna suck&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No, It Just Feels Like Hell&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Nice Rack&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;For each a road, for every man a religion&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The calm before the storm&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Time is on my side&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Catch me if you can&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Excellence is not a skill, it&#8217;s an attitude&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My gain, nobody&#8217;s loss&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;There is no bar!&#8221; (matrix style)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I used to keep birds!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Movement, technique, brotherhood: a new order of fitness&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;TIME, every little counts&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The world is a lot brighter when your pupils are the size of dimes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Massaging your sternum with your heart starts to feel good &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sometimes, lying on the floor is its own reward&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If you can talk, you\u2019re not trying hard enough&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No sane human being would enjoy such a feeling&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What comes out the other side becomes legendary.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You think you know pain, but you have no idea&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I was out on the lash last night and got in far to late and too drunk to do a normal Friday fun post, so this will have to do: This is a list of t-shirt straplines, compiled by my mates at Crossfit Manchester.\u00a0 All applicable to Crossfit of course: &#8220;I count my nuts&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1],"tags":[122,142],"class_list":{"0":"post-394","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-crossfit","7":"category-uncategorized","8":"tag-crossfit-workouts-exercises","9":"tag-t-shirt"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colinmcnulty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}