Oops, I was out on the lash last night and got in far to late and too drunk to do a normal Friday fun post, so this will have to do: This is a list of t-shirt straplines, compiled by my mates at Crossfit Manchester. All applicable to Crossfit of course:
- “I count my nuts”
- “Pain is Weakness leaving the body”
- “Crossfit – an Express Elevator to Hell”
- “Strong people are harder to kill and generally more useful to have around”
- “Your workout is my warm up”
- “Crossfit: Last as long as you say you will”
- “Superman wishes he could do crossfit”
- “Nice snatch”
- “CrossFit: That’s a great bench press! Now go crank out 40 pullups. Yes, you reading this! Go do it now”
- “CrossFit: The only time you can do Jerks and Thrusters in public and it’s cool”
- “Crossfit. This is gonna suck”
- “No, It Just Feels Like Hell”
- “Nice Rack”
- “For each a road, for every man a religion”
- “The calm before the storm”
- “Time is on my side”
- “Catch me if you can”
- “Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude”
- “My gain, nobody’s loss”
- “There is no bar!” (matrix style)
- “I used to keep birds!”
- “Movement, technique, brotherhood: a new order of fitness”
- “TIME, every little counts”
- “The world is a lot brighter when your pupils are the size of dimes”
- “Massaging your sternum with your heart starts to feel good “
- “Sometimes, lying on the floor is its own reward”
- “If you can talk, you’re not trying hard enough”
- “No sane human being would enjoy such a feeling”
- “What comes out the other side becomes legendary.”
- “You think you know pain, but you have no idea”
